attractively boxed tallking Toy - Daffyd

He's the only gay in our Talking Toy collection - Daffyd has arrived.

The world of Little Britain, the land that invented the cat and has had running water for ten years now, has become the biggest TV phenomenon in years. The comic genius of Matt Lucas and David Walliams has turned their bizarre cast of characters into cult heroes, and one of our favourites has to be Daffyd, ‘the only gay' in his tiny Welsh village. He just dreams of the day he can meet other gays who know what it's like to be gay. Except of course when he actually does meet anyone gay, he runs a mile in a panic...

Daffyd has made ‘I am the only gay in the village' into an instantly recognisable catchphrase, and with this scarily lifelike talking toy, complete with trademark tight rubber top and hotpants, you can enjoy some of his most famous laments:

‘Bloody Hell Myfanwy I'm so down! It's not easy being the only gay in the village!'

‘I'll have a quarter of Bonbons and a copy of Gay Times please... it's my only outlet!'

‘I am the only gay in the village!'

‘Oh no Myfanwy, I couldn't possibly walk all the way over there. These hotpants give me terrible chaffing'.

‘I'll have another Bacardi and Coke Please Myfanwy'.

‘That's exactly the kind of homophobic attitude I've come to expect in this village!'

To hear the words of TV legend Daffyd, just squeeze his hand. The Daffyd Talking Toy set is an official Little Britain product, and the ideal gift for any fan of the show.

Measures 14" high. Uses 3 x AAA batteries, included.

Dafyd, David.

Also available is Vicky and Lou and Andy

 


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Excellent Quality

Little Britain would not be the same without Lou and Andy. Andy is a grouchy wheelchair bound character, who is heard to mutter "Yeh ah know" a lot. Lou his long suffering helper is unaware that Andy can not only walk, but can dive in the pool, ice skate and has even appeared on a TV game show - "Come on down Andy".

Lou and Andy Little Britain Talking Dolls

These Matt Lucas and David Walliams creations are so loveable that you'll want to take them home - and now you can. This Little Britain talking doll comes complete with wheelchair and is jammed full of tasty Little Britain sound bytes.

Lou and Andy talk

Just squeeze Andy's hand and they will say:

Andy: "Don't like it! Ah want that one!"

Andy: "Ah don't like it!? ah want that one!... that one, that one and that one!"

Lou: "Woss that you're watching, Monster Trucks?" Andy: "Yeh, Monster Trucks!"

Lou: "What a kerfuffle!" Andy: "Yeh ah know!" 


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Talking Toy - Vicky Pollard attractively boxed

Yeh but no but yeh... we so totally can't believe we've got the Talking Vicky Pollard Toy.

The world of Little Britain, the land that invented the cat and has had running water for ten years now, has become the biggest TV phenomenon in years. The comic genius of Matt Lucas and David Walliams has turned their bizarre cast of characters into cult heroes, and one of our favourites has to be the incomparable and incomprehensible schoolgirl, Vicky Pollard. Who hasn't seen a tightly-ponytailed, neon-tracksuited Vicky babbling away on a street corner?

Vicky has made ‘yeh but no but yeh' into an instantly recognisable catchphrase, and with this scarily lifelike talking toy, you can enjoy some of her most memorable incoherent rants:

‘No Doctor ‘cos you can only get pregnant by sitting in someone's bathwater! An anway if anyone's pregnant it's Jo Rowley because Meredith reckons she seen her with her hand down Ashley's trackie bottoms'.

No but yeh but no what happened was, was you know the Redmond sisters, they found a verruca sock in the girls bogs and put it in Carrie's bag and she completely had an eppy and turned up to Carmel Sharma's party with a compass and stabbed Carmel Sharma, and anyway Shelly Bentley gave Craig Harmen a blowie in the shallow end for a bite of his Funny Foot'.

‘Shaddup cos I never done nuthin' nor nuthin' and anyone says I did is well gonna get beatens'.

To hear the words of this TV legend, just squeeze her hand. The Vicky Pollard toy is an official Little Britain product, and the ideal gift for any fan of the show. And if you disagree, well shaddup you total virgin and don't go givin' us evils ‘cos we ain't not done nuthin'.

Measures 14" high. Uses 3 x AAA batteries, included.

Also available

Daffyd Lou and Andy

Little Britain Talking Doll Vicky Pollard

Price: £19.99

 


Buy this by clicking link at top:  £19.99 (aprx$34.98)